Easiest Murder Mystery Ever [COMIC]
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No no no, the criminal escaped. It was totally one of those flying turtles! They're the only things capable of flying high enough to gain the proper amount of velocity to inflict such a grievous wound on Mr. Goomba! And you fools have allowed him to escape by wasting time conducting this sham of a murder investigation! Thus, it is obvious that Pipe Smoking Man is also in cahoots with said turtle, and should be thrown into the fire and burned as a conspirator posthaste!
ReplyAt best, Goombas are made out of chocolate pudding.
ReplyIts just circumstantial evidence! It could have been Luigi!
ReplyBowser is gonna rape the s**t outa mario
ReplyIt's definitely Mario, he's related with late Mr. Goomba as obvious by the fact that they both have green eyes. He did it for the property, but looks like he won't be able to get away.
ReplyIt's so obvious, it was the dude in the wheelchair.
Replyyes, him being in a wheelchair left his feet free to stomp the Goomba.
It was obviously the girl with the high heels, can't you see the print on his head?
ReplyYou guys are all wrong! Mr. Goomba obviously commited suicide by walking off a cliff.
Replyf*****g Goombas
ReplyOh, Mario, Mario, Mario. Does your thirst for blood know NO bounds?
Replyi got it, it was the old dude in the wheelchair... if thats even your real name!!!!
ReplyThis comment made my day.
Simple, yet elegant. I lol'd.
ReplyObviously, it's the butler, they always do it.
Reply Hide All See All 7 RepliesYou're freaking retarded, it was the girl in the purple dress
It was Mario, guys. You can see his bootprints all over the body, and he's been convicted almost a hundred million times for this exact same stuff.
Jesus, Abdul, you're killing the mood. I mean, it's obviously the dog in the painting. Look at these murderous eyes. He's screaming his desire to kill every suit-wearing goomba.
It wasn't the boots, it was the peach-dressed girls tits.
No! But I thought for sure the Goomba committed suicide!
The Goomba committed suicide because he lost the game
@AbdulJah God, you're a buzz kill.
The guy in the wheelchair did it
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Have you no soul? You hawk your wares while an innocent goomba lies murdered, his killer still at large. For shame, you jackal.
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Or are you talking about giving a bear a facelift with Ugg boots? Perhaps I will never understand the language of the Spambots...
ok a) the dead thing is goomba, one of marios enemies
Replyb) mario is the killer as his usual method of getting rid of enemies if to stamp on them
c)its not a massively funny comic and its not a declaration of political/religious/social belief, its just a quick laugh, stop taking it so damn seriously!
d) no-one has complained about this yet but i thought i'd jump the gun anyway_ the goomba is not dead, he's fine, they took him to a goomba hospital where they found out he wasnt quite dead yet and he'll pull through, dont worry. also, mario will go away to a small prison cell where he will be raped every day for the rest of his life. chill.
Cool story!
Troll
I don't get it. And what the hell is the dead thing? It wasn't killed, it was mangled.
Reply.... A little cranky today are we, gormster?
ReplyNo, he ran out of meds
poorly drawn piece of shit
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