The Only Way to REALLY Kill Two Birds With One Stone

LOL Chitownfool what's even funnier about Aytees brilliant deduction is that you don't even need to know paul bunyun, just know it was a giant.

10/12/2009 08:05:49 AM

skkflip

I'm in the "clever, but not funny" camp.

10/04/2009 06:23:28 PM

ReneeIsMe2day

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10/01/2009 08:31:19 AM

ned123

Aytee your a loser! What obscure reference? Paul Bunyun? 2 birds? One stone? explain to me what is so obscure? You suck at life and pretending to be smart!!

09/30/2009 10:57:05 AM

Chitownfool

Once again, I love being me. Smart enough to understand complex jokes and obscure references, dumb enough to be entertained by toilet humor. Its all win-win for me!

09/29/2009 09:56:59 AM

AyteeSics

I think Portalian is a pretty cool guy. eh thinks eh owns the internet and doesn't afraid of anything

09/29/2009 04:45:10 AM

Kr1s

WoW!!! JohnyJoe is a real piece of work! GEEZ YOU A RETARD! ITs not a mother Facking Crucifix! Its a Goddam Telephone Pole! ANYWAY.... THIS IS THE LAMEST COMIC EVER!!! SHITE!!!!!!!!! LIKE I GET IT COMPLETLY, BUT ITS JUST NOT VERY FUNNY AT ALL! PLEASE CRACKED COULD YOU NOT POST THIS LAME CRAP! k thanks bye

09/29/2009 02:08:55 AM

Portalian

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09/29/2009 01:38:30 AM

cather2000

lolz

09/29/2009 12:09:11 AM

arbootieoaks

Sigh...

09/28/2009 11:23:14 PM

Maggadan

WTF PAUL BUNYUN DOESN'T EXIST ALONGSIDE POWERLINEZ HE 18 CENTURY FOLK LEGEND WEREAS POWERLINE INVENTED IN 1912 THIS FUCKING COMIC JUST MAKES SHIT UP!@!1 I wasn't about to let JohnyJoe get away with most f**king retarded comment ever.

09/28/2009 11:17:23 PM

newtonx

WTF PAUL BUNYUN DOESN'T EXIST ALONGSIDE POWERLINEZ HE 18 CENTURY FOLK LEGEND WEREAS POWERLINE INVENTED IN 1912 THIS FUCKING COMIC JUST MAKES SHIT UP!@!1 I wasn't about to let JohnyJoe get away with most f**king retarded comment ever.

09/28/2009 11:05:31 PM

newtonx

ohh I see, this was supposed to be funny......very good........very good

09/28/2009 10:18:16 PM

samdamndietz

Paul Bunyun drops a boulder on top of the birds on the wire. Also knocks down the powerline (not crucifix)

09/28/2009 10:06:19 PM

jspence

what ws da point?

09/28/2009 09:05:08 PM

aditya

in still waiting on the funny part... wtf???

09/28/2009 08:48:01 PM

theshub

That wasn't funny.

09/28/2009 08:28:58 PM

Jorw

That was quite possibly the least funny thing I have ever seen on this website. That includes the view counters. Seriously these guys suck.

09/28/2009 08:23:28 PM

LikesTacos

LMAO Fatawesome.... You're awesome. The biggest reason this was funny - the comments.

09/28/2009 08:23:19 PM

NamiOki

Its called Paul Bunyon - read a little :p

09/28/2009 08:22:27 PM

naughtypagan72

Funny. Keep em coming.

09/28/2009 05:20:59 PM

hookhoax

Why do people get so angry over mediocre web comics?

09/28/2009 05:06:57 PM

BobFrank

"This comic is stupid because it doesn't have any poop references." I liked frame 3.

09/28/2009 04:51:56 PM

Figfewdisgewd

this was okay but most there s**t sucks

09/28/2009 04:18:44 PM

j.soc?

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09/28/2009 04:16:05 PM

wetnight

I must admit I did have to hold back a smile, and this is probably my favorite Fatawesome. But that's like being the tallest midget.

09/28/2009 04:06:33 PM

Shinigami42

whoever thinks of these should go f**king kill themselves. these are the worst comics ever

09/28/2009 04:04:48 PM

lolzlolz

Really made me chuckle. It was a pretty clever reveal. I guess some people here don't like having to think about the punchline for a second.

09/28/2009 04:03:57 PM

Actionopoly

It's just... SO... s**ttily made... Like, I knew it was supposed to be Bunyan, but the last panel still looked like nonsense. Why was there a crucifix at his feet? Why so much blood? And even getting the joke - how is that a joke?! The f**k does Bunyan have to do with anything? Leave absurd humor to PBF.

09/28/2009 04:01:36 PM

JohnyJoe

The fact that they hide the fact that the guy is a giant is exactly what makes this clever and funny. You don't see it coming. Normally I think Fatawesome comics suck balls, but this was one of the few that really made me laugh.

09/28/2009 03:53:29 PM

BSfan

Spartan, come on...clever? You must be impressed by can openers and popsicle sticks. This is not funny. Keeping a major part of your narrative (he's a really big huge giant and the rock is big too...get it?) secret and then revealing it at the very end does not constitute a joke. It's fast food "writing" at best. Buy a vowel Fatawesome members and read "Laughter" by Henri Bergson.

09/28/2009 03:46:44 PM

Stéphane

Spartan, come on...clever? You must be impressed by can openers and popsicle sticks. This is not funny. Keeping a major part of your narrative (he's a really big huge giant and the rock is big too...get it?) secret and then revealing it at the very end does not constitute a joke. It's fast food "writing" at best. Buy a vowel Fatawesome members and read "Laughter" by Henri Bergson.

09/28/2009 03:32:31 PM

Stéphane

that was pretty clever. I think the reason most people on this site don't enjoy fatawesome is because of the severe lack of dick jokes. It's just not as blatantly funny, you have to think to enjoy the comic, and if you don't like it, how about you don't f**king click the link that clearly takes you to a comic you wouldn't want to read in the first place? No need to b***h about it because you don't like it, just piss off and read something else.

09/28/2009 03:23:56 PM

Spartan152

hahahahahhahahahaha

09/28/2009 03:23:07 PM

sonyguy

Dude.... the comments on these are funnier than fatawesome....

09/28/2009 03:10:23 PM

ZIldjin81

god i wish these people would die............

09/28/2009 03:03:00 PM

gamewinner42

u dumb f**ks, he dropped the giant stone on the two birds... anyways, it sucked, like 99% of webcomics.

09/28/2009 02:56:13 PM

YARKONE

Sooooooooo stoooopid. I thought that s**t was a crucifix, just turrible.

09/28/2009 02:55:41 PM

SpecV63

waaay too stupid, even for fatawesome standards.

09/28/2009 02:54:30 PM

xxsebbexx

I too wish they would get rid of the comics. None of the comics are funny. Ever.

09/28/2009 02:54:26 PM

thalliadruid

Look, Cracked, what don't YOU get? Are you giving Fatawesome all this press because of the guilt complex resulting from getting drunk and feeling up Fatawesome's mom while she was passed out? Debt paid!!! Now stop encouraging them!! THIS SHIT BLOWS!!!! Fatawesome Fatwa!!

09/28/2009 02:36:13 PM

TrapserCat

I don't see why people get so upset about comics. It's one of the more pathetic examples of retardation and life-lacking visible in the Cracked comment section.

09/28/2009 02:34:47 PM

Hungarian

do none of you get he is a giant?

09/28/2009 02:29:13 PM

geckofish52

I don't quite get it... Did he punch the birds? Beat them with the stones? What?

09/28/2009 02:24:30 PM

GearBoxClock

it was decent... thats it

09/28/2009 02:17:08 PM

bigboykjo

Holy s**t this was even more stupid than I was expecting, and I already hate Fatawesome a lot. They must have like a 100 comic contract with Cracked to keep showing up here, because everyone hates them. They are the exact opposite of clever. It's almost like they are actually written by a pre-schooler and then illustrated by a retarded adult. How else could something so painfully stupid appear every week?

09/28/2009 02:06:02 PM

anaughtybear

I have this funny feeling they keep picking crappy comics just to mess with people, and laugh at the comments.

09/28/2009 01:28:55 PM

bloodyneptune

would have been funny if in the last cell he's picking up the same bloody rock to throw at the second bird......ie killin two birds with 1 stone.......i dont get the whole giant thing.....seems kinda.....dumb not funny

09/28/2009 01:26:01 PM

poopjew

has anybody realized that fatawsomes comics seem to get more and more unfunny?

09/28/2009 01:07:51 PM

pieeater250

hmmmm...

09/28/2009 12:58:17 PM

hellblade

get two birds stoned at once- Ricky

09/28/2009 12:40:37 PM

BobbyD84

Lame.

09/28/2009 12:11:59 PM

Phatal

I seem to remember this comic being funny a couple of times, but it has been so long, I can no longer be sure.

09/28/2009 12:04:08 PM

Fuckaccounts

it was chuckle-worthy

09/28/2009 11:00:22 AM

damnmonkey

Was this a Paul Bunyon reference? I know who he is (I'm from England-land as well) but it never occurred to me. To be honest, my opinion hasn't changed from when I didn't spot the reference: more clever than actually funny. If you can think of something like this, then you are clearly intelligent enough to think up funny cartoons too.

09/28/2009 10:51:06 AM

Pedgerow

Does everyone want doctorchaos to 'stop his b***hing'? Yes? Then stop responding to what he says. There.

09/28/2009 10:49:30 AM

theaccount77

Mhh...At first i didnt get the point of it, but now when im looking it again, and it brought a smirk on my face...so i think this is actually not bad.

09/28/2009 10:12:25 AM

Creative9

there are more ways.

09/28/2009 10:11:04 AM

s3xt0y

I find it hilarious that the Tall Singles spam's now relevant to the article at hand.

09/28/2009 09:57:19 AM

beingthehero

I lol'd, in any case.

09/28/2009 09:46:49 AM

Crusader

@ dr. b: Even if he is a proctologist, I have to imagine that's one specialty where you don't work on yourself. Besides the ick factor, you'd have to be pretty f**king bendy. Then again, his mother is very bendy, so maybe it runs in the family.

09/28/2009 09:33:40 AM

JeffK.

I enjoyed it, the flannel+beard made me sus**cious but it didn't ruin it for me.

09/28/2009 09:32:58 AM

Odra

That's probably the first one I've LOL'd at.

09/28/2009 09:09:51 AM

GrimScorpio575

At least it's better than the last week's one...

09/28/2009 09:05:19 AM

ARACHTION

I too, like stabbby, am from England-land and got the bunyon reference. It also made me chuckle. I suppose somebody who is truly ignorant may presume that something made in one place couldn't possibly be recognised in another, but this is not the case (unfortunately so in many instances)

09/28/2009 09:01:48 AM

lucipher701

Doctorchaos, might I suggest a good proctologist to remove the bug from your ass? Unless you happen to be a doctor of proctology.

09/28/2009 08:52:48 AM

dr.b

Doctorchaos really is a massive, massive c**t.

09/28/2009 08:49:23 AM

BlancmangePie

I'll be honest, I laughed. But only because it reminded me of Dr. McNinja.

09/28/2009 08:46:39 AM

The Moose

I understood it from Canada-land

09/28/2009 08:45:30 AM

Mac-attack

I can honestly say I did not see the Paul Bunyan reference coming... Well played.

09/28/2009 08:44:23 AM

mkg0004

Am I upsetting the status-quo of American vs The Rest of The World by being European *and* getting the joke here? I know who Paul Bunyan is. I mean, I couldn't recite any folktales to entranced children, but I know enough to get the joke. (Lolz, he are giant!!) Perhaps the issue here is the ignorance of the young man/woman/lemon who seems so angry? And I thought ignorance was bliss!

09/28/2009 08:35:09 AM

bloodedrose

wait..hes meant to be a giat? thats even less funny than the already unfunny joke

09/28/2009 08:31:44 AM

zsasz

I understood it, and i'm from England-land.

09/28/2009 08:29:36 AM

Stabby Joe

Right on Gayinator lol

09/28/2009 08:16:22 AM

Creami

Doctorchaos, I have one of two suggestions for you. First suggestion, calm yourself down and stop b***hing near-constantly. As someone else said, it is an American (US, I know, I know, but what the hell am I supposed to say? US-ian?) reference to an american folk tale on an american made webcomic on an american run website. So just take your balls and shove them down your throat, and do something amusing with your life. Or, the second option, seek mental help. You seem a very angry person, and not just "I have a short temper" angry, more like "grr, I'm going to eat this small child in front of me for not seeming appealing to my senses" angry. You seem to be a danger to yourself and those around you. Or you could take secret mystery option number 3 (my personal favorite): Become an hero.

09/28/2009 08:13:28 AM

TheGayinator

nice comic

09/28/2009 08:12:42 AM

bobon56

Yeah doctorchaos, god forbid they have American references in an American made comic on an American produced website. For as much b***hing as you do, your comments suck more d*&k than the articles. That being said, this at least got a smile from me.

09/28/2009 08:07:50 AM

tuckason

You know who makes awesome comics? I DO. And Cracked never wants to run them. I don't even get a "Fuck off and leave us alone" in reply. I get nada. And my impressive credentials don't matter to them, either. They just don't want to run my stuff. And yet they run THIS, which is the work of not one "artist" but a whole GROUP of them. My God! I really don't know what else to say. "My God" pretty much sums it up.

09/28/2009 08:07:35 AM

Froobius

Another amazing s**tfest from NOT Awesome. Well done c**ksuckers at Cracked for scraping the under side of the bottom of the barrel with this one. Not only is it only recognised by f**king yanks, (cos nobody outside yankeeland knows who the f**k Paul Bunyon is), but it's so s**tilly drawn that even most yanks wouldn't recognise it. And even when it's understood it's still NOT FUCKING FUNNY!

09/28/2009 07:53:09 AM

Doctorchaos

Oh, is he meant to be that really big guy who had the oxen friend or some s**t? American folklore, pretty damn sucky.

09/28/2009 07:52:19 AM

chickenlips

.

09/28/2009 07:49:30 AM

PoopPoopPoop

swing and a miss

09/28/2009 07:25:34 AM

DanielAlanYoung

The only reason i did not understand this at first was because the art is so horrific - i thought he'd dropped his crucifix or something. At any rate, it's very poor humour.

09/28/2009 07:25:21 AM

Larwick

I giggled. Good Job~

09/28/2009 07:07:54 AM

LeBookworm

leet, you took the words outta my mouth

09/28/2009 07:07:52 AM

Mr.Frank

Fuck yeah Paul Bunyan! Of course, that wouldn't be so much a stone as it would be a boulder.

09/28/2009 06:54:27 AM

hamsterjelly

At first I was like "wat" But then I was all like ":D"

09/28/2009 06:35:51 AM

leet

@zsasz You say the birds and structure are small, but the man could, infact, be enormous. o_o

09/28/2009 06:31:27 AM

casseroles.

The art is ugly but at least it's not funny at all. as this does not qualify as comedy content, questions arise: is this a full page ad? did they pay for this posting? or does the cracked staff nowadays simply post their childrens drawings here instead of putting them on the fridge?

09/28/2009 06:24:19 AM

bradbury

Nicely done. lol

09/28/2009 06:20:29 AM

TheInfamousA

How can people not get it right off the bat?

09/28/2009 06:19:14 AM

Humility

wait..hes meant to be a giat? thats even less funny than the already unfunny joke

09/28/2009 06:05:21 AM

zsasz

hahah guys its paul bunyan

09/28/2009 05:51:28 AM

jameskd21

wait..hes meant to be a giat? thats even less funny than the already unfunny joke

09/28/2009 05:50:17 AM

zsasz

Hey guys, I want to meet tall singles, but I'm confused how. Can anyone help me out?

09/28/2009 05:50:10 AM

Emwurst

its a tiny structure and the guy drops the rock onto it killing both birds which i assume are also very damn small. took me awhile to get it, and it isnt really that funny (compared to past fatalawesome comics)

09/28/2009 05:49:43 AM

zsasz

hahah guys its paul bunyan

09/28/2009 05:46:54 AM

jameskd21

its a tiny structure and the guy drops the rock onto it killing both birds which i assume are also very damn small. took me awhile to get it, and it isnt really that funny (compared to past fatalawesome comics)

09/28/2009 05:33:43 AM

zsasz

i didn't get it

09/28/2009 05:31:19 AM

Tiko

I'm guessing that he's a giant amiright?

09/28/2009 05:25:55 AM

lealayla

it took me a while to figure out it was paul bunyan

09/28/2009 05:23:14 AM

swaffire53

I'm guessing that he's a giant amiright?

09/28/2009 05:22:52 AM

lealayla

always enjoy these

09/28/2009 05:20:49 AM

titleholster3

i didnt get it either but i get the impression it wouldn't be very funny even if i did.

09/28/2009 05:20:16 AM

wurrble182

i didn't get it

09/28/2009 05:15:18 AM

Tiko

Fatawesome bashing starts beyond this line... GO!!!

09/28/2009 05:14:44 AM

Indraroop

Average at best. Cyanide and Happiness comics OWN these Fatawesome s**t comics!! @ cather2000 ... you IDIOT!!!

09/28/2009 05:12:40 AM

Portalian

Wha.. but- how...

09/28/2009 05:10:12 AM

TheDarkFlame

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09/28/2009 05:09:31 AM

cather2000

Great comic.

09/28/2009 05:07:16 AM

Hansom