|
It's been raining at the Cracked Offices for the past five days. As best we can figure, Brockway took an enormous dose of acid-laced veterinary tranquilizers and ended up crafting some sort of crude weather control device out of the remains of the Cracked server farm. Aside from a 20% increase in SED-related suicides, we're weathering the storm pretty well. Brockway started this week off with a column that was part product review, part worst date ever. Bucholz followed up with the harrowing tale of how his house was mobbed by sex-crazed furry fetishists. Next, Seanbaby discussed crazy self-defense methods, while DOB discussed our nation's ammo crisis.
Notable Comment: "would anybody recomend trying the ping pong ball trick? " Yes, ericpot, we would. Try it right now, send us the video.
Notable Comment: "I thought it was a great article. The mole rats are unique because they are the only eusocial mammalian species known to exist. The human equivalent is the Borg from star trek. " Captainwino has convinced us; the mole rat menace must be obliterated with haste. Get Patrick Stewart on the phone.
Notable Comment: If you want to read several pages of poorly researched and spelled arguments about whose fault the Crusades were, read the comments for this article!
Notable Comment:"Sadly, at this moment in time I am indeed drunk enough to Google Image search Phalloplasty. Hurrah for tonight's nightmares. " Thanks DangerChocomog, our writers get paid by the nightmare.
Notable Comment:col_p says; "Wow you guys really upped the misogyny on this one. Some girls read this site too you know!" Don't be silly, panyd, you know women can't read.
WINNERS! The Craption Contest!
Funny photos. Funnier captions. Submitted by YOU. Voted on by the People. Think you're funnier than this week's winners? Contribute your own.
9.24.09:
"Gay" "Penis" "Retard" There, all of the standards of the Craption Contest are included in my post, no way I don't win this thing today! Editor's pick: "Is this the conference room for 'God's Mistakes'?" 9.23.09:
I sense a pyramid scheme... Editor's pick: Some guy with a U-Haul said he'd help carry these but Egypt us. 9.22.09:
Sarah Jessica Parker on "Dancing with the Stars" Editor's pick: Neigh means neigh. 9.21.09:
"You told the waiters it was my f**king birthday, didn't you?" Editor's pick: This one time, at band camp ...
Ok so i put the apple on my head,and stand there? Editor's pick: "All right guys, all right... I think we can be reasonably sure that she wasn't a witch..." 9.19.09:
Oh, this is the Kanye West award, isnt it? Editor's pick: Not all Indiana Jones adventures were well documented 8.18.09:
And the prize for Best Costume definitely goes to the Invisible Girl in the middle. Editor's pick: "Do we Fight crime? 'Fight' is kind of a strong word. We do generally disapprove of crime, though." |
5 Self-Destructive Ways People Accidentally Cured Themselves
6 Fake Foods You (Will Wish You Didn't) Have in Your Kitchen
6 Natural Disasters That Were Caused by Human Stupidity
17 More Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
www.MillionaireCupid.org is a community for those seeking interracial relationships, friendships, dating and more. Join now to meet your dream date in this comfortable community of cultures and ethnicities.
lol i dont think cavalier is funny either. in regards to the j*panese penis shrine, i see the kanji for both "cut" and "liquor"
Jesus Christ, I can't believe that massive f**ktard won the 9.24.09 craption. People like him are even worse than people who make "in Soviet Russia, noun verbs you!" jokes, so how the hell did 473 douchebags vote for his retarded craption that he most likely wrote before he even saw the picture? Can't these people just go back to 4Chan and leave this site to people who actually like funny things, and not just stupid, unfunny memes.
CavalierX isn't funny. The only reason people thumbs up it is because it's the first thing they see and they don't pay attention to anything else. The editor's picks are always superior. How about that subtle racism, eh? No one, not a single person commented how that was a Japanese penis shrine. Could have made so many jokes out of that. But no, Kanye West was the best he could come up with. Newsflash: Kanye West isn't known for having a big black dick. He's known for being retarded.
Looking for insane amounts of spam? My friends recommended me a best destination:__Cracked.com__ It's a nice free place to kill a good 20minutes, or a place to watch a Swaim video you wish you hadn't, a place to interact with eachother. But mainly it's the best place to get more spam shoved up your as than that one time at thanksgiving.
This is a great news!! so, for celebration, I want to recommend you lonely guys who hate lonely nights a great online club to meet your activity partner, romance and lover, either for heat or passion: __Tallloving C om___ the most popular place for hot modelss, handsome men meet and mingle! u might be surprise what u end up with!!LOL :-)
$30 nike jordan prada timberland supra,lacoste,gucci shoes $25 CHANEL, GUCCI, LV, COACH, FENDI, BURBERRY, D&G, JUICY, Ed Hardy handbag $30 coogi jeans,armani,Crow Holder,D&G,Evisu jeans,Diesel,Christian Audigier,Rock,True Religion,Affliction,Ed Hardy,RMC jeans etc $35 Coogi,Crow Holder,D&G,Evisu,Bape,BBC,Diesel,Christan Audigier,Rock, True Religion, Affliction, Ed Hardy, RMC hoodies $15 Michael Jackson, Armani t-shirts,Affliction,Coogi,Ed hardy,LRG,Crown older,Evisu,G-star,Polo,Christian Audigier t-shirts Top quality! Free shipping!Free returns!No any extra cost! Please visit------------------------------------------------------- http://www.netsowntown.com
"Notable Comment: If you want to read several pages of poorly researched and spelled arguments about whose fault the Crusades were, read the comments for this article!" Actually no, just read the effing article...
http://makefunofmyfriends.com
why are we getting ads in the comment
Looking for age gap relationships? My friends recommended me a best destination __AgelessFriends.com__ It's a nice and free place for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Age gap is not a problem there. You may wanna check it out and tell your friends.
Looking for age gap relationships? My friends recommended me a best destination __AgelessFriends.com__ It's a nice and free place for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Age gap is not a problem there. You may wanna check it out and tell your friends.
7 Secrets Only Two Living People Know (For Some Reason)
The 15 Most Shameless Fake Photos Ever Passed Off as Real
6 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to be True (Part 3!)
The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth
The Men Who Stare At Goats: New Trailer
Curse of the Duck Hunt Dog
Copyright © 2005 - 2009 Cracked Entertainment, Inc. All rights reserved. CRACKED, CRACKED.COM and the "CRACKED" logo are trademarks owned by Cracked Entertainment, Inc. All rights reserved.
5 Ways To Hack Your Brain Into Awesomeness
13 Real Animals Lifted Directly Out of Your Nightmares
5 Great Things You Didn't Know Came from Horrific Tragedies
6 Horrifying Ways to Improve Your Sex Life
7 Vampires Around the World Worse Than The Ones In Twilight
The 7 Creepiest Simpsons Fan Tributes
If Product Placement Was Everywhere
Reddit
Facebook
StumbleUpon
Digg
Del.icio.us
Fark
