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That's right, for the first time in recent memory the Cracked Writing Staff actually made some effort to be properly clothed while working on this round-up. The police were poking around our offices to investigate some bogus coke-smuggling charges and we figured, hey, why not look nice? Chris Bucholz kicked things off with a review of the new Dan Brown book. Our sources tell us the novel was "worse than being shat on by elephants." Seanbaby followed up with this stirring tribute to the late, great, Patrick Swayze. DOB rounded things out with a history textbook from the goddamn future.
Notable Comment: "I'm honestly surprised so few people die. I mean, combine hundreds of thousands of people, some pretty hard core drug use back when all this stuff was still pretty new, and no real safeguards or medical support? I figured the number was a lot higher but just not talked about. Woodstock was safer than I thought." Random240, you can't OD on marijuana, PB&J sandwiches, and acid-laced orange juice.
Notable Comment: "Also worth mentioning: The Star Trek TNG "puppet master" aliens that phoned home at the end of the episode but never appeared again." Naw, Sanagi, those aliens just phoned home to tell their leaders not to fuck with Jean-Luc Picard.
Notable Comment: "Now that you've taken away our dreams, you have to replace them with new, sound escape plans. " Idiom, most of us here at cracked are fans of the, "run around screaming whilst soiling ourselves repeatedly" method.
Notable Comment:"Actually upon hearing the word wookiepedia, my lady parts were the only things to burst into flames. In a good way. " Everything about FuckingInsomnia terrifies us.
Notable Comment:col_p says; "what about the cell phone user who only uses their phone on speakerphone, regardless of where they are? " WHAT'S THAT, DUDEMAN7? WE CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF OUR SPEAKERPHONE.
WINNERS! The Craption Contest!
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They came to pray to God and kick ass. And they're all out of God. Editor's pick: Reservoir Gods 9.16.09:
That is the second ugliest giant penis I have seen today. Editor's pick: Tim Burton directs a Sex Ed video. 9.15.09:
why so q***rious? Editor's pick: "Have you ever pole-danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" 8.14.09:
Dear God - they've weaponized Easter! Editor's pick: The Day the Earth Said "Whatever"
I don't know what they're playing, but we're losing. Editor's pick: These boots are made for sodomy, and that's just what they'll do... 8.12.09:
For about 10 dollars worth of ketchup, you can make car accidents far more unsettling. Editor's pick: He started the race late but he'll ketchup. 8.11.09:
Surfing, I said I wanted to go SURFING!!! Editor's pick: On their way to gang fight the carebears |
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Oding on acid won't kill you. It'll f**k you up, but you won't die. Too much can cause seizures in some people though. After you get past a certain dose though, the trip becomes days and not hours.
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Of course you can't OD on acid! Albert Hoffman, its discoverer, took about ten times the threshold dose and all he did was trip mental balls for hours on end. It won't kill you, and neither will cannabis.
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wait... so you really can't OD on acid?
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