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sepicer yekrut dna, sekoj kcoc, sekoj kcid rof ecrous pots-one rouy, moc.dekcarC ot emoclew dna, olleH. Bucholz started us off this week with a stark review of the Double Down Sandwich. Brockway followed up with a discussion of the flame-wracked future of mankind. Seanbaby gave us some enlightening insights into the Herculoids. Dan O'Brien closed with an article that gave three of our company lawyers heart attacks.
Notable Comment: "I think the Gym teacher at my old high school was named Bill Finger."... It's okay, Fuckaccounts, just show us on the doll where Mr. Finger touched you.
Notable Comment: Pedgerow says, "This was one of the best Cracked articles I have read in a while. I mean, it was really really good. You should put it in that book you guys are going to make. In fact, I loved this article so much, I actually clicked on two of the reference links and read those too. I don't know who Cole Finchen is, but I'm going to see if he's written any other Cracked articles as soon as I've written this comment." Nice try, Cole.
Notable Comment: "Just for fun, let's go over some aerodynamics. The tip of a wing, insect, bird, bat or technological, causes a horizontal tornado. youtube "wingtip vortices" to see it in action (with the help of a little smoke). This turbulant spiral of air can cause some problems here and there. But, turbulant air has a low pressure. A wing works by causing a low pressure air mass above it, while leaving the air below it alone, causing a vertical force called lift. We can put a whole bunch of tiny wing-shaped objects on the top surface of a wing near the leading edge, and the tiny votices they cause increase the wing's capability to produce lift, particularly at low airspeeds and high angles of attack. Many aircraft have these features. They're called Vortex Generators. The tiny tornadoes the article talks about lay flat against the top of the wing. A bee's wings have similar structures to vortex generators. " In your (apparently) expert opinion, rirsk8r1, would it be possible for a huge hive of bees to work together and create a vortex large enough to transport the entire city of Cooper, Texas to the bee world Pa'oh'len? We're kind of working on a screenplay.
Notable Comment:"'Just one quick question. Why in the world would you drink champagne when you have a jacuzzi full of bourbon? This makes very little sense to me. " It's like Jack always says, Mothermagna, you can't skinny dip in an empty jacuzzi.
WINNERS! The Craption Contest!
Funny photos. Funnier captions. Submitted by YOU. Voted on by the People. Think you're funnier than this week's winners? Contribute your own.
9.03.09:
Michael Jackson's Kids, all grown up, reveal that it wasn't their dad's fault, they just love balconies. Editor's pick: The Queen invoked the Triple Dog Dare. 9.02.09:
"The French Army brings it's own ass to battle for anyone to kick. " Editor's pick: Back in my day, frat boys wouldn't run AWAY from a piece of ass, even if it WAS made of plastic. 9.01.09:
Pimp my Pachyderm. Editor's pick: What, a hummer limo too subtle for you? . 8.31.09:
can you describe the vehicle that hit you? Editor's pick: Interesting story, this is actually why I'm in a wheelchair in the first place. 8.30.09:
"Takethepicturetakethepicturetakethepicture...." Editor's pick: "She carried me through my teen years. Plus, the sex was G-R-R-REAT!" 8.29.09:
"Yeah right there in my van, just hop on in." Editor's pick: With the crack wearing off, James found himself with a lot of questions, but no answers. 8.28.09:
Stand here for tax audit. Editor's pick: Go go gadget periscope! |
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A Notable Comment! I'm so great. I also wish to stress that I am in no way Cole Finchen. And, as it turns out, he hadn't written any other articles. Still, thank you so much for acknowledging my presence here. By the way, there's a backwards-writing error at the start of this round-up, and also you called the Photoshop contest Copy Link Location, implying you forgot to write the real contest title. But I forgive you! Oh, how I forgive you. Let's get married, Cracked.
does it mean "ASS" you preachy idiot?
The real winning craption for 9/2/09 with over 200 hits. "Haul @$$". Anyone reading this should easily be able to translate that. Not certain why they deleted it. Any opinions?
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