Some of the best stuff from around the web and the Cracked.com Mirth Canal.
09.29.2009Top Eight 8-Bit Hotties: [Asylum]
DOB was upset he didn't make this list of men your mom's have crushes on: [lemondrop]
7 Most Amazing One Take Video Clips: [Neatorama]
The 100 Greatest Youtube Clips in 4 Minutes: [Youtube.Comedy]
The Eiffel Tower is so much more than a monument in Paris: [College Humor]
Family Guy goes Disney: [Huffington Post]
Be your own Daniel-san in Amateur Ninja: [Adult Swim]
Buy Cracked Editor David Wong's book right now: [John Dies at the End]
"What's that scent you're wearing? It's... interes-" "It's jizz.": [The Frisky]
Thanks to Susannah via email.
"Alright, got that roof off the house. Let's go grab a beer." "Frank, are you sure we got the right house?":[Fark]
Insane surfing wipeouts: [Uncoached]
"Hi, I'm looking for Mr... Uh... Horse Dick?": [I Am Bored]
Is this really what dating was like in 1987?: [Boing Boing]
Thanks to Man with Beard in the Mirth Canal.
Top 10 Jay-Z Disses: [Ask Men]
7 Ways the Internet is Ruining Your Life: [coed]
The National Science Foundation Love to Surf Porn and Cost Tax Payers Money: [Unpolitcal Mag]
5 X-Men Spin-offs they Need to Make: [Mania]
50 Extraordinary and Attractive Billboards: [10steps]
Double the Fun: 100 Sexy Photos of Twins: [Gunaxin]
10 Hints that Stewie is Gay: [Liquid Generation]
South Park invades real-life, again: [YouTube]
Thanks to Mongo in the Mirth Canal.
Your favorite video game characters on Facebook: [College Humor]
Lisa Marie sure has a lot of faith in her pigtails: [Gorilla Mask]
11 Things Google Should Atone for on Its 11th Anniversary: [11Points]
20 Disturbing Family Photos: [The Chive]
Conan gives it his all... and injures himself: [Huffington Post]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: probably the most specific page in the entire database.
Submitted by KellstErik in the Mirth Canal.
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09.25.200920 Pictures of Animals Being Gay: [Big Stupid Idiot]
Song: "The Wrong Hole": [College Humor]
25 Pictures of People Who Dressed Themselves in the Dark: [The Chive]
Best Robot Chicken moments featuring giant robots: [Adult Swim]
Human Tetris: [Huffington Post]
There might actually be a computer movie cooler than Wargames: [Computer Beach Party]
Thanks to MC via email.
Top 10 Action Babes: [Ask Men]
"Was I just in a wreck? Awesome. Time to masturbate":[Fark]
True Life: I Answered a Craigslist Ad: [lemondrop]
Baffling. Just... baffling: [I Am Bored]
Who needs sexy clothes when you have sexy paint?: [coed]
Who thought the dance squad would be hotter than the cheerleaders?: [Uncoached]
Honda introduces the Segway's retarded cousin: [The U3-X]
Thanks to Vlad the Impala in the Mirth Canal.
Believe it or not, Ian Fortey does work outside of Cracked: Inside the Mind of a Cow Sex Trial Jurist: [Asylum]
4 People Who Make Dexter Look Like a Model Citizen: [Mania]
Wallace and Gromit's Latest Adventure: [Gunaxin]
Which Movie Hero Are You?: [Liquid Generation]
Vanessa Raia knows how to wear a tie properly: [Gorilla Mask]
Finally, a site for sports fans and chronic masturbators: [Sporno]
Thanks to Remora in the Mirth Canal.
11 Most Ironically Banned Books of All Time: [11Points]
Insane basketball shot: [Huffington Post]
From top-tier NFL quarterback to "that guy" in the back of the photo: [College Humor]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: A list of films that you'll never ever get to see.
Submitted by polancoj16 in the Mirth Canal.
09.23.200923 Reasons to Go to Oktoberfest: [The Chive]
The 13 Funniest SNL Digital Shorts: [Huffington Post]
Awkward family moments: [College Humor]
A new PSA from Will Ferrell: [Huffington Post]
"Did you bring protection?" "Yes, I always keep kebabs on me. You know, just to be safe.": [lemondrop]
"After you destroy this crucifix, we shall feast on the Smarties inside... and then have cake and ice cream.": [I Am Bored]
The Venture Bros. panel from Dragon*Con: [Adult Swim]
The 10 Worst Movies to Open at Number One: [coed]
10 Non-Pornographic Pictures Bob Saget Has Definitely Masturbated To: [Uncoached]
Is your hair turning women off? Probably: [Ask Men]
"Freeze! You're under arre- Hey, is that a Wii?":[Fark]
Charlize Theron gets naked in public: [Asylum]
The greatest Half Life 2 mod. Ever: [YouTube]
Thanks to TinyPenguininja in the Mirth Canal.
Who'd win the fight between Superman and the Hulk?: [Mania]
One Queen and Eleven Presidents: [Unpolitical Mag]
What a lovely... everything you have, Jennifer Copeland: [Gorilla Mask]
A very disturbing set of videos: [YouTube]
Thanks to The Moose in the Mirth Canal.
10 of the Funniest South Park Songs: [Liquid Generation]
11 Photos Ruined By Animals Doing Nasty Things: [11Points]
Girl or sex doll?: [The Frisky]
Thanks to Wendy via email.
11 Types of Strangers: [College Humor]
15 Reasons Why Longcat is Inducted into the Geek Hall of Fame: [Geekpad Show]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Women in refrigerators. Sadly, it wasn't what our sexually depraved minds were hoping for.
Submitted by Demos182 in the Mirth Canal.
09.18.200910 of the Craziest Awards Crashers: [Liquid Generation]
Top 10 It's Always Sunny Moments: [College Humor]
Blondes maybe easy targets, but this one killed an alligator. What the hell have you done today?: [Asylum]
The most compelling argument in favor of gay marriage: [Huffington Post]
Viva Caligula: "You know, just on my way to an orgy, murdering people and junk. Just another day.": [Adult Swim]
Who are the most influential men of 2009? Ask Men has the answer: [Ask Men]
People laugh at our anti-nature campaign. But this monkey pushed a woman off a cliff. Fuck that:[Fark]
10 Unbelievable Videos of Little Kids Getting Owned (It's not what you think, NAMBLA): [Uncoached]
Sherri Gulley's school uniform doesn't fit quite right: [Gorilla Mask]
This is why you don't fuck with gamers. Ever: [Gizmodo]
Thanks to revdevsadvct in the Mirth Canal.
What romantic comedies think about men: [lemondrop]
The cruelest photo on the planet: [I Am Bored]
6 People Who Could Play Bilbo Baggins: [Mania]
Amazon Hijacked: 10 Funniest Review Threads: [Telegraph]
Thanks to Mike via email.
10 Dumbest People Who Deliver Our News: [Veto Corleone]
"My goatee isn't stupid.": [College Humor]
We finally found some Ghostbusters hotter than Bill Murray: [The Chive]
Gladstone claims it's a snake with a leg. Seanbaby maintains that it just has a mutated dick. Brockway wants to get it drunk: [The Sun]
Thanks to RuneJoker in the Mirth Canal.
10 Craziest Baseball Rules from the Past: [Jock and Balls]
Jay Leno mocks children for not reading, messes up plot to Hamlet: [Huffington Post]
We thought we were going to be seeing actual whale tails. Still, we weren't disappointed: [coed]
11 Real Names of Rappers: [11Points]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: This tree ain't nobody's property.
Submitted by DNASnatcher in the Mirth Canal.
09.15.2009Surfing dogs. Fucking gnarly, bro: [Asylum]
A site for zombie lovers everywhere: [Zombies or Not]
Five secretly awesome things you didn't know Patrick Swayze accomplished in his life: [Ask Men]
A sneak peek at Titan Maximum, the story of five idiots trying to save a moon of Saturn: [Adult Swim]
Awesome and up close pictures of tornadoes:[Fark]
10 Most Ridiculous Romance Novel Titles: [Whip It Out]
15 Awesome Old School Photos of Ah-nold: [Uncoached]
"Th- That's not a bear." "Just roll with it.": [lemondrop]
5 Ways Wolverine Could've Been Sharper: [Mania]
Yes, DOB, Kanye West is retarded: [YouTube]
Thanks to BondFiction in the Mirth Canal.
One man Michael Jackson cover, a capella: [College Humor]
Where retarded tweets go to die: [Twaxed]
Thanks to Tyrone via email.
Swaim kept saying he had evidence that being an elk would rule. We never thought he'd be right: [I Am Bored]
18 Photos of the weirdest competition on Earth: [The Chive]
11 Hidden Secrets in Fight Club: [11Points]
21 Failed Twitter Hashtags: [Geekpad Show]
10 Best Athletes Who Are Bad: [Liquid Generation]
Don't barf, don't barf, don't ba- Holy shit!: [College Humor]
Marshmallow Torture: [Vimeo]
Thanks to Ripper in the Mirth Canal.
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Need a good book about bagpipes? Look no further, friends.
Submitted by nchammer326 in the Mirth Canal.
09.11.2009Is it a goth? An emo? A terrible Halloween costume? Or is it...a ZOMBIE?: [Zombies or Not]
11 Best Tranny Moments in Entertainment: [11Points]
11 Greatest Superhero Bromances: [Comics Alliance]
A review of the sexercise ball! By an actual woman! (NSFW): [lemondrop]
Adult Swim serves Hitler a fresh dish of hatin': [Adult Swim]
10 Incredibly Nasty NASCAR Crashes: [Uncoached]
Megan Fox says she won't appear in any nude scenes or sex tapes. We can all stop caring about her now: [Asylum]
6 Truly True Blood Moments from Season 2: [Mania]
Of all the things South Africa doesn't get right, we figured broadband Internet wouldn't be on that list: [BBC]
Thanks to ralf23 in the Mirth Canal.
How Joe Wilson interacts with young interns: [Unpolitical Mag]
If this doesn't tug at your heartstrings it's probably because you don't have a heart: [College Humor]
Apparently someone in D.C. forgot to check their calendar today:[Fark]
We've never heard of Humping Guy before, but we like his style: [Humping Guy 2: College Freshmen]
Thanks to Maria via email.
10 People Who Made it Cool to be Drunk: [Big Stupid Idiot]
Is Nick McDonell the next Hunter S. Thompson?: [Ask Men]
The greatest keytar player ever: [I Am Bored]
10 Jolliest Chick Bullriders: [Liquid Generation]
You know what? We'll pass on that birthday invite: [College Humor]
Can Dokken defeat this chicken breast?: [YouTube]
Thanks to Disco Stu in the Mirth Canal.
Great, just what the world needs: another Internet meme: [Huffington Post]
7 Shattered Objects That Shouldn't Be: [The Chive]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: In case you ever need to look up a catgirl, now you know where to go.
Submitted by TheAlmightyCoxy in the Mirth Canal.
09.08.2009Conan O'Brien: demolition expert: [Huffington Post]
Pole dancing dolls and cussing cats: [Asylum]
Australians have huge toilets, apparently:[Fark]
We'd let her kick our ass any day of the week: [lemondrop]
Fantasy Telemarketer is cold-calling your name: [Adult Swim]
Will Draw Anything for $2: [WDA]
Thanks to Vermillion in the Mirth Canal.
Marvel's New Fall Line-Up: [College Humor]
20 Awesome Divorce Cakes: [The Chive]
"Those elk won't get out of the street." "K, we'll talk to them... hey guys, you mind moving?" "Fuck you, copper!": [11Points]
Where to go if you need the scoop on the bathroom you're about to use. Is there an app for this?: [Ask Men]
A Tribute to Hot Girls Draped on Cars: [Uncoached]
The Former Careers of UFC Fighters: [coed]
5 Characters that Embody the Spirit of Labor Day: [Mania]
Just a few reasons we avoid Wal-Mart: [People of Wal-Mart]
Thanks to Jes via email.
"I bet you can't do a life-sized Harley." "Done." "Son of a-": [I Am Bored]
Looks like someone needs LifeCall: [Liquid Generation]
15 Awful Obama Tattoos: [Veto Corleone]
We're still debating if this is better than Toto's version: ["Africa" A Capella]
Thanks to VoodooTissue in the Mirth Canal.
That Jennifer Vaughn is one piece of ass. We know from experience, dude. If you know what we mean: [Gorillamask]
We're thinking anyone who has a set will avoid this place: [College Humor]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Did Hungary compete in the '88 Winter Olympics?
Submitted by Quagmar in the Mirth Canal.
09.04.2009Stoned cats listening to music: [The Chive]
Megan Fox lesbian kiss and Captain EO returns: [Asylum]
A few reasons why you should be watching the U.S. Open: [coed]
The best Adult Swim on-air promos: [Adult Swim]
Cute picture? Or undeniable proof of pedophile pandas: [College Humor]
11 Worst Movie Posters From the 80s: [11Points]
10 Awesome Holes-in-One: [Uncoached]
Item #332 that rednecks can blame on Obama: a shortage in demolition derby cars:[Fark]
A new way for women to make money in this hard economic climate: [lemondrop]
Beavis and Butthead return to review Extract: [Huffington Post]
Can't keep track of all the awesome stuff you don't want to miss this Fall? Don't worry, Ask Men has your back: [Ask Men]
Ben and Jerry's gay marriage themed ice cream contains chocolate covered pretzels. We did not make that up: [Ben and Jerry]
Thanks to FlyingSquid in the Mirth Canal.
Some pics to get you in the mood for Halloween: [I Am Bored]
Colleen Carrera shows us how to wear an eyepatch: [Gorillamask]
We're still trying to decide which one is hotter: [Liquid Generation]
10 Bizarre Cigarette Ads: [Retro Comedy]
An interesting way to support healthcare reform: [The Associated Press]
Thanks to reckless abrandon in the Mirth Canal.
A look back on this summer's movies: [Mania]
A new, deadly way to put on a rubber: [College Humor]
The 10 Hottest Hip-Hop Wives: [Street Level]
Thanks to Alex via email.
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: When Kobe Bryant said he learned his crossover from God, he wasn't kidding.
Submitted by Optimus Pimp in the Mirth Canal.
09.01.2009Some of the best Mr. T pictures ever: [Uncoached]
The 10 Best Family Guy Back-2-School Clips: [Adult Swim]
Tetris can alter the structure of your brain... but only after it gets the long, straight piece:[Fark]
This fat kid loves bacon. Go figure: [College Humor]
How Intimate is Too Intimate?: [lemondrop]
Some horror sequels that weren't all that terrible: [Rotten Tomatoes]
10 Catastrophic Ways Men Have Tried to Look Pretty: [Ask Men]
Disney buys Marvel and plans for Rambo 5: [Asylum]
Samurai on the Toilet: [by. Takeshi Kitano]
Thanks to PJ via email.
Glenn Beck reinforces our belief that Mormons are dirty, filthy perverts: [YouTube]
Thanks to skatfree in the Mirth Canal.
The most ridiculous fight scene ever: [I Am Bored]
The battle of the Jens versus the Angies: [Liquid Generation]
Reason #124 why we won't have children: [Huffington Post]
We're not sure if Mindi Smith really knows how to wash a car. We also don't care: [Gorillamask]
10 Songs That Will Prepare You for a Robot Uprising: [Funk Jelly]
The most terrifying banana ever: [YouTube]
Thanks to plustax in the Mirth Canal.
24 photos of people on roller coasters: [The Chive]
The 13 Sexiest Superhero Costumes: [Mania]
11 Terrible Translations for Nintendo: [11Points]
A Cracked intern: [College Humor]
101 Ridiculously Hot Redheads: [coed]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: A list of people who married their cousins.
Submitted by Dan the Great in the Mirth Canal.