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Quis es tu? Sum es Cracked.com. Brockway started our week off with a hate-filled diatribe against Clippy. Next up, Chris Bucholz gave us a useful guide to legal slander, while Seanbaby made reality dating shows even worse. Dan O'Brien finished us off by insulting the memory of a national icon and also Mila Kunis.
Notable Comment: "but how do I get chemically burned in such a way that it makes me crazy AND gives me some terrifying facial gimmick?" BIGMIKE, it sounds to me like you haven't been reading your Batman comics as regularly as you should be.
Notable Comment: "I keep my anger supressed with video games & I keep my cannibalistic fantasies supressed with zombie movies. Om nom nom." likalaruku, it's not healthy to bottle up your cannibalistic urges deep inside. Take a nice trip to Cambodia or New Zealand and indulge yourself.
Notable Comment: "This article failed to make a crucial distinction: some of these bosses did what they did to human beings, and some did it to unionized employees. The first group of bosses were too harsh, beyond any doubt; but the latter group were unquestionably too lenient (if I read your article correctly, an unconscionable number of union members were left alive)." LeCracquere, do you sometimes find yourself wishing you'd been born in 1880?
Notable Comment:"'Be A Man' by Macho Man is a much better album than "Hulk Rules" by Hulk Hogan & The Wrestling Boot Band. Except for the song "Hulkster In Heaven" cause that track is off the hook." Congratulations, boombalonga, this is the most depressing post in the history of the Internet.
Notable Comment:"Are they real newspaper shots? whats with the Darth Vader? is that before or after star wars? " pdark007, that's the most adorable comment we think we've ever read. Yes, all those images are real. Every last one of them.
WINNERS! The Craption Contest!
Funny photos. Funnier captions. Submitted by YOU. Voted on by the People. Think you're funnier than this week's winners? Contribute your own.
8.27.09:
Awkward Silence of the Lambs. Editor's pick: Old MacDonald had some kids. S-H-A-M-E. 8.26.09:
"Hope this doesn't BUG anybody!" "Bob if you make one more pun I will ****ing kill you." Editor's pick: The Anti-Pussy Wagon 8.25.09:
I'll get that ****ing glove back if its the last thing I do. Editor's pick: If there is a God, he's carrying what's left of Kirsten Dunst in there. 8.24.09:
Oh thank god Stacy, when you said he was different your father and I assumed you were bringing a black guy home. Editor's pick: Thanks, eHarmony! 8.23.09:
Japanese family tree Editor's pick: We call it the Aristocrats. 8.22.09:
As a supervillian, it's important to manage your finances well. For example, you don't want to blow your budget on your super suit and have nothing left over for transport. Editor's pick: Some speedtraps are easier to spot than others. 8.21.09:
Somewhere, a mannequin has woken up in a tub of ice. Editor's pick: No I said ARMOIRE, not arm wall! |
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No, the Editor's Pick is never the same as the winning Craption. I think it mainly just exists for when the winning Craption is a lame meme. Speaking of which, why would "Thanks, eHarmony!" be an Editor's Pick? I find that unbelievable; I cannot believe it. The Latin is indeed terrible...and where's Hate by Numbers? Has it gone again without anyone telling me?
Has the editors pick ever been the same as the winning Craption?
Dos enchiladas esta un enrique iglesious muy nacho grande en la piscina? Tambien!!!
Jimleko you make my life
Cracked, your Latin sucks.
I love the round-up. It's under-rated!! And yeah see that Darth Vader comment up there ? It's a beautiful thing !! Hard luck Billy, don't give up, you'll think of something!!!
LAZY, Cracked. You're LAZY.
I spent 5 minutes trying to find something witty to say here but I drew a blank.
"Qui es tu. Sum es Cracked.com" reads as "Who are you? I am you are Cracked.com". Obviously that makes no sense. "Qui es tu. Sum Cracked.com" fixes your error.
That is: "Qui es? Sum Cracked.com." Really, CRACKED Staff, it seems like those years of private schooling didn't do you any good.
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