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Some of the best stuff from around the web and the Cracked.com Mirth Canal.

12.29.2009

The Top 25 Pop Songs of 2009 (A Mash Up): [College Humor]

20 Predictions From 10 Comedians for 2010: [Comedy.com]

2009's Dumbest Quotes: [Huffington Post]

The Top 10 Films of 2009: [Mania]

10 Best Celebrity Hook-Ups of 2009: [The Frisky]

Be a better man in 2010: [Ask Men]

The 25 Hottest Women of 2009: [Holy Taco]

The 2009 Movie Mash Up: [College Humor]

2009: The Year of WTF?: [Huffington Post]

Nick Arcade is loaded with a baffling amount of American children who can't play video games: [YouTube]
Thanks to Nevrmore in the Mirth Canal.

Two grannies, one cup? We find ourselves strangely aroused: [Gorilla Mask]

The best speakers of the decade: [Asylum]

The best quotes from Shit My Dad Says: [Uncoached]

The Top Cringe-Worthy Moments from The Office: [Adult Swim]

The 10 Worst Muppets: [Gunaxin]

Looks like you can't simply hide your boner anymore. Women can smell when a guy is turned on: [lemondrop]

The 13 Sweetest NERF Toys of All Time: [COED Magazine]

Right in the face. With a bike: [YouTube]
Thanks to Liqourish in the Mirth Canal.

Might as well be the motto for the Cracked office: [I Am Bored]

Who knew snakes could be so cool?: [The Chive]

Photoshop this triple threat: [Fark]

Have a wonderful New Year's Eve: [Liquid Generation]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: All you want to know about the exotic cabana boy.
Submitted by Mister Fahrenheit in the Mirth Canal.


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12.23.2009

The Funniest Christmas Decorations of the Decade: [Huffington Post]

2010's weirdest calendars: [Asylum]

What goes on in the mind of a competitive Christmas decorator: [Holy Taco]

Find out if you've been naughty or nice this Christmas: [Comedy.com]

Who doesn't like a gallery of Star Wars pictures?: [Uncoached]

Floater on Ice: [Adult Swim]

Sort of what Christmas looks like at the Bucholz residence: [College Humor]

Really Bad Santas: The Four Worst St. Nicks: [Gunaxin]

Is there anything better than A Muppet Christmas?: [lemondrop]

10 Movie Sleuths That Need a Sherlock Holmes Reboot: [Mania]

What Swaim wants for Christmas: [I Am Bored]

If '00 Movies Were Made in Other Decades: [College Humor]

Top 10 Scary Girlfriend Behaviors: [Ask Men]

If this is what make-up does on a regular basis, then we feel betrayed: [The Chive]

Happy Holidays From Octo-Mom!: [Liquid Generation]

Photoshop this light: [Fark]

20 Gifts She Really Doesn't Want for the Holidays: [The Frisky]

The 25 Funniest Sketches of the Decade: [Huffington Post]

The trailer for Clash of the Titans: [Mania]

Six Real Life Christmas Grinches: [Gunaxin]

2009's Most Ogled Playboy Models (NSFW): [COED Magazine]

What a terrible looking necklace (NSFW): [Gorilla Mask]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: A comprehensive list of people who have vanished.
Submitted by tayser in the Mirth Canal.


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12.18.2009

Absolutely amazing sidewalk art: [Holy Taco]

A Collection of "The Worst Of" Pictures: [Uncoached]

13 Men Whose Laps We'd Avoid: [Huffington Post]

Awesome Adult Swim Christmas Moments: [Adult Swim]

10 Quirky Science Tricks for Parties: [College Humor]

Rule #1 for training your monkey to do martial arts: Don't train your monkey to do martial arts: [The Sun]
Thanks to Basket Full of Kittens in the Mirth Canal.

Hanukkah's Nine Coolest Menorahs: [Asylum]

20 Most Anticipated Video Games for 2010: [Mania]

Looks like the economy has really hit Conan hard: [Comedy.com]

A review of Avatar: [Ask Men]

Totally retarded car? or time machine?: [The Chive]

What really happened to Silvio Berlusconi: [Liquid Generation]

Photoshop this lovely plumage: [Fark]

Well hello there Rihanna (NSFW): [The Frisky]

Four reasons Avatar is going to own everything: [Mania]

10 Naughty Christmas Movie Villains: [Gunaxin]

Office workers in Texas: [I Am Bored]

The CVS Employee Handbook: [College Humor]

A lot of foreigners critique the usage of pads in American football. We aren't quite sure what they're getting at (NSFW): [COED Magazine]

Woman pleads guilty to unnatural noises during sex: [lemondrop]

Well... that's one way to eat a lollipop (NSFW): [Gorilla Mask]

Jersey Shore invades Conan O'Brien: [Huffington Post]

Letters to God: [Fill Inn]
Thanks to InGortWeTrust in the Mirth Canal.

Your blooper of the day: Whose Line Is It Anyway? outtakes.
Thanks to Nchammer326. Submit your funny blooper here.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The most appropriately named town in America.
Submitted by David Wong in the Mirth Canal.


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12.15.2009

If beer warnings were more accurate: [College Humor]

Whom can we all agree to hate from 2009: [Asylum]

"I'll Be Home This Christmas" by. Carl: [Adult Swim]

What was the funniest movie of the decade?: [Huffington Post]

10 Casting Close Calls: [Comedy.com]

11 Most Badass Jews in History: [11 Points]

Does "Toxicity" still sound good on classical piano? Yes. Yes it does: [YouTube]
Thanks to Schroeder in the Music Topic.

13 pictures of the guy with the biggest balls on the planet: [The Chive]

The Most Ridiculous Penis Stories of 2009: [The Frisky]

Who is the better director: James Cameron or Peter Jackson?: [Mania]

Ten of the Most Beloved TV Christmas Specials: [Gunaxin]

Our sentiments exactly: [I Am Bored]

Dangerous Wands. Mudbloods versus Mudcrips: [College Humor]

5 Things We'd Like to Know About Glenn Beck: [COED Magazine]

20 Sexy Jewish Celebrities: [Uncoached]

A review of Silent Hill: Shattered Memories: [Ask Men]

Women Facebook too much? No shit?: [lemondrop]

Do you have a permit for those guns, sweetie? Because if you don't, you could totally go to jail. Oh yeah.: [Gorilla Mask]

The BastardCard with Tiger Woods: [Liquid Generation]

Photoshop these standing stones: [Fark]

If all GAP commercials were like this, we'd probably buy all our clothes from them: [Huffington Post]

Octopi are getting smarter. Time to nuke the ocean: [AFP]
Thanks to zammy in the Mirth Canal.

Your blooper of the day: Fishing "expert" has difficulty with the easiest of fishing tasks.
Submit your funny blooper here.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: A comprehensive history of the McRib.
Submitted by truthiness in the Mirth Canal.


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12.11.2009

The worst album covers of the decade: [Gunaxin]

6 Annoying Things Hollywood Needs to Quit Doing: [Mania]

We wish we had an opening scene to our day like this: [Comedy.com]

Check it out: [A virtual piano]
Thanks to Movolo and check out this thread to get some pre-written "sheet" music.

"Billy hang the lights!" "Aw, ma, I don't want to!" "JUST DO IT!" "...I'll show her...": [I Am Bored]

The most awesome Super Mario interpretation ever: [College Humor]

Well hello, Miss COED: [COED Magazine]

22 Photos of Sexy Geeks: [The Chive]

Does watching Glee make you less of a man? Seanbaby says no, and we're too frightened by him to disagree: [Asylum]

Bill Bellamy dishes on Tiger Woods: [Huffington Post]

Let Adult Swim be your holiday gift guide: [Adult Swim]

Top 10 Signs She's Psychotically Jealous: [Ask Men]

12 Christmas Trees Sadder Than Charlie Brown's: [lemondrop]

The Top 10 Reasons She Dumped You: [The Frisky]

14 Great TV Screenshots from Sports (That May or May Not Be Photoshopped): [Banned in Hollywood]
Submitted by Darren.

More mistresses for Mr. Woods?: [Liquid Generation]

Photoshop bells onto this bunny: [Fark]

In a year, this kid will be the biggest mac daddy on the monkey bars (that's right, we just brought back old school slang): [Huffington Post]

A couple in Manhattan move into what amounts to be a closet. Unfortunately, their names are not Bender and Fry: [NY Post]
Thanks to mrs.bombastic in the Mirth Canal.

Here's something to help you through that all nighter: [College Humor]

Photobombers!: [Uncoached]

This is the luckiest teddy bear on the planet: [Gorilla Mask]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Did you miss season eight of The Biggest Loser? That's OK because Wikipedia has all 15,000 words of it.
Submitted by xqby in the Mirth Canal.


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12.08.2009

"Listen, Mr. Fluffigans, you need help.": [The Chive]

11 Guaranteed Gifts for Guys This Christmas: [Asylum]

The Funniest Facebook Snafus of All Time: [Huffington Post]

9 Best Sasha Moments From Titan Maximum: [Adult Swim]

This guy's voice is so good, he doesn't even have to hold the mic properly: [College Humor]

Who're the hottest 99 women of 2010? You decide: [Ask Men]

A photographic history of Playboy's Christmas covers: [COED Magazine]

"Shirtless Like McConaughey" by Owen Benjamin: [Comedy.com]

Hollywood Stars Reenact Their Iconic Performances: [Atticus Flinch]
Thanks to RocketRobinhood in the Mirth Canal.

Apparently "till death do you part" wasn't in their wedding vows: [lemondrop]

Tiger Woods Slow Jam (now with shirtless Tiger): [YouTube]
Submitted by JP.

Never fight a grizzly bear. They play dirty: [I Am Bored]

Christmas Movie Shootout: [Liquid Generation]

Photoshop this lighted house: [Fark]

John Mayer fails at stand up: [Huffington Post]

Star Trek: The A Team: [YouTube]
Thanks to Kathana in the Mirth Canal.

5 Leaked Photos From the New Facebook: [College Humor]

"Hey four-eyes! You're hot!": [The Frisky]

When soldiers come home: [Uncoached]

Galactus's 10 Rules for Healthy Living: [Mania]

Going Green Equals Going Hilarious: [Gunaxin]

Somewhere in the world, a pirate is missing an eye-patch: [Gorilla Mask]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: A list of the Bible's supporting characters.
Submitted by BassTart in the Mirth Canal.


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12.04.2009

It's like the legend of Paul Bunyon (if Paul Bunyon was insane): [Adult Swim]

5 Things You Didn't Know About Victoria's Secret: [Ask Men]

"I'm not a sex offender, grandma!": [College Humor]

Neil Patrick Harris as Frosty the Snowman? Yes, please: [Comedy.com]

Cartman's best musical moments: [Huffington Post]

It's a real life Zack and Miri Make a Porno. Except Miri isn't as hot. And Zack... well, he might actually look better: [lemondrop]

The slow jam remix of Tiger Woods's voicemail: [YouTube]
Thanks to Staff in the Mirth Canal.

Shit just got real between Putin and Clinton: [imgur.com]
Submitted by Denning.

Is this Iron Man's newest (and completely awful) archenemy?: [I Am Bored]

Cookie Monster grabbing Tyra Banks's ass just goes to show that's OK for grown men to have deranged, cookie-obsessed puppets as heroes: [Liquid Generation]

Brazilians really, really hate Santa: [Asylum]

James Lipton has a very important message about sexting: [Huffington Post]

Magazines from Biblical times: [College Humor]

A sign that Twilight has gotten out of hand: [MLIT]
Thanks to TheTieNinja in the Mirth Canal.

10 Baffling Ladies Men in Hollywood: [The Frisky]

24 photos that prove modern man is devolving at an alarming rate: [The Chive]

... or maybe we've always been in a state of devolution: [Uncoached]

Match the woman to her BAC at the time of her arrest: [Fark]

Raise your AIDS awareness by ogling these women: [COED Magazine]

Who will win this battle? Spielberg or Lucas?: [Mania]

Five relaxing cover songs: [Gunaxin]

Ana Carolina Dias shows us some furniture for our office: [Gorilla Mask]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The few. The Proud. The Utah Italians
Submitted by Quagmar in the Mirth Canal.


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12.01.2009

Don't think unicorns are badass? You haven't seen these, yet: [Comedy.com]

15 Toys to Not Buy Your Kid This Christmas: [Huffington Post]

The U.S. is beating Russia in another all-important race: to arm sea mammals. U-S-A! U-S-A!: [Fark]

4 Chick Flicks That Weren't a Total Kick in the Balls: [Gunaxin]

5 Childhood Games that Will Prepare You For College: [College Humor]

2009's most used word: Twitter: [Asylum]

To quote Admiral Ackbar, "It's a trap!": [I Am Bored]

The best Thanksgiving moments from King of the Hill: [Adult Swim]

Think your morning commute is rough? At least you didn't have your teeth stolen: [lemondrop]

Is this the cutest thing on the Internet ever? We think it is: [YouTube]
Thanks to TheNerdyBee in the Mirth Canal.

10 Things From Your 20s You'll Regret When You're 40: [COED Magazine]

"Go big or go home." "Let's go home.": [Huffington Post]

The 5 Creepiest Sex Toys Ever Made: [The Frisky]

A preview of the Victoria's Secret fashion show: [Ask Men]

8 "Oh Shit" Moments from Undercover Cop Movies: [Mania]

Potty Mouth Ninja: Enter the Pirate: [Liquid Generation]

The hottest techno coup in Germany: [College Humor]

Are you badass enough to be a shark in Miami?: [Newgrounds]
Thanks to plustax in the Mirth Canal.

How to tell someone to piss off (with pie charts): [27bslash6]
Submitted by TS.

25 Photos of "Blonde" Moments: [The Chive]

(Insert obligatory double-entendre involving boobs and ass here and the click to see said hotness): [Gorilla Mask]

A picture gallery of the worst names a person could have: [Uncoached]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Was Jesus a vegetarian?
Submitted by manuscript in the Mirth Canal.

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