Cracked Classic: Star Trek TNG Rap (The Filthy Version)

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  1. Crake

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    So freaking good.

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  2. RammsteinFoSho

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    Not only is this fucking hilarious, it's actually a really good song. xD

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  3. Colombus

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    "A French motherfucker with a tasty baguette."
    Priceless.

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  4. hangus77

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    holy shit this made my 12 hour day @ work so much better:):) lol ITS THE MUTHA FUCKIN TEEE EN GEEEEEEE!!! absolutely perfect.

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  5. benrichardsrm

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    Well, I'll never watch TNG the same again, that's for damn sure. Great work, guys!

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  6. Onodera

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    You guys are very talented. It won't be long before this single tops the charts!

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  7. DapperDaveIa

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    Scene it several times....will probably watch it several more. F-ing great!

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  8. kano547

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    damn that was...i have to say disturbing.yet extremely funny even though now ill never be able to watch that show without thinking of this song.twenty points to whoever made this,it deserves more but my funny meter only goes up ten.

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  9. Pedgerow

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    Is this the most popular Cracked video ever?

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  10. looney237

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    If anyone didn't find that fucking hysterical then there is no hope for them. Haven't laughed like that in a whole minute! Anyone got the digits for those bitches in the video??

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  11. cruz99

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    Ah, so THAT's the origin of the name Those Aren't Muskets

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  12. Vozpit

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    Cap-tain Pi-card love to get his dick hard! HAHAHAHAH! That's the funniest shit I've seen on Cracked in a long time!! An internet classic!

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  13. american_loser

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    Man, that shit was dope!

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  14. sleeepy2

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    I've never seen a minute of Next Generation and I thought that was insanely great. I watched it three times and laughed harder each time.

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  15. colatf

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    Holy shit that was awesome.

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  16. nova_NIN

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    God-fucking-dammit
    This video is so awesome, that only boning Kristen Bell while at a Nine Inch Nails concert while they're playing closer could be more awesome.

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  17. Conspiracynut

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    TranquilNight, don't worry, I love the original Star Trek and grew up with Voyager; but my dislike for Next Generation is completely unrelated to the crappiness of this video. I understood the lame jokes, but they compliment the shitty beat that the hiphop genre loves so much. Not to mention the irritating dancers.

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  18. Bender_Is_Great

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    This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. I think I have achieved Nirvana.

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  19. BadHobbit

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    This actually gave me a boner :)

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  20. Doomsauce

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    I just had a nerdgasm.

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