Star Trek TNG Rap (WARNING - EXPLICIT LYRICS)

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107 Comments

So freaking good.

10/25/2009 11:14:28 AM

Crake

Not only is this f*****g hilarious, it's actually a really good song. xD

8/28/2009 8:24:07 PM

RammsteinFoSho

"A French m**********r with a tasty baguette."
Priceless.

8/4/2009 7:20:43 AM

Colombus

holy s**t this made my 12 hour day @ work so much better:):) lol ITS THE MUTHA f****n TEEE EN GEEEEEEE!!! absolutely perfect.

7/18/2009 1:18:46 PM

hangus77

Well, I'll never watch TNG the same again, that's for damn sure. Great work, guys!

7/18/2009 5:01:21 AM

benrichardsrm

You guys are very talented. It won't be long before this single tops the charts!

7/17/2009 12:31:01 PM

Onodera

Scene it several times....will probably watch it several more. F-ing great!

7/17/2009 6:15:54 AM

DapperDaveIa

damn that was...i have to say disturbing.yet extremely funny even though now ill never be able to watch that show without thinking of this song.twenty points to whoever made this,it deserves more but my funny meter only goes up ten.

7/13/2009 10:28:45 PM

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7/12/2009 6:59:34 PM

cherry668

Is this the most popular Cracked video ever?

7/12/2009 4:40:20 PM

Pedgerow

If anyone didn't find that f*****g hysterical then there is no hope for them. Haven't laughed like that in a whole minute! Anyone got the digits for those bitches in the video??

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7/11/2009 10:10:12 PM

joepaper

Ah, so THAT's the origin of the name Those Aren't Muskets

7/11/2009 8:48:22 PM

cruz99

Cap-tain Pi-card love to get his dick hard! HAHAHAHAH! That's the funniest s**t I've seen on Cracked in a long time!! An internet classic!

7/11/2009 8:47:09 PM

Vozpit

Man, that s**t was dope!

7/11/2009 7:41:46 PM

american_loser

I've never seen a minute of Next Generation and I thought that was insanely great. I watched it three times and laughed harder each time.

7/11/2009 7:06:32 PM

sleeepy2

Holy s**t that was awesome.

7/11/2009 5:03:16 PM

colatf

God-f*****g-dammit

This video is so awesome, that only boning Kristen Bell while at a Nine Inch Nails concert while they're playing closer could be more awesome.

7/11/2009 3:11:32 PM

nova_NIN

TranquilNight, don't worry, I love the original Star Trek and grew up with Voyager; but my dislike for Next Generation is completely unrelated to the crappiness of this video. I understood the lame jokes, but they compliment the s****y beat that the hiphop genre loves so much. Not to mention the irritating dancers.

7/11/2009 2:54:28 PM