Star Trek TNG Rap (WARNING - EXPLICIT LYRICS)

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This video revealed the secret behind TAM, made Swaim rap, had flying cars, spaceships, two dancers in Star Trek uniform and rap about Star Trek. I think a million fanboys died from incurable erections.

6/29/2009 11:12:10 AM

BikerIsaac

Having never watched Star Trek I'm surprised I'd like this. Like really liked it, good lord guys how do you do it?

6/2/2009 6:31:43 PM

Chickamauga

Awesome! Picard is at least as dope as Kirk. Some dude stabbed him in the heart, and he just laughed in his face.

6/1/2009 9:46:42 AM

korilian

Check out Voltaires album Also banned on vulcan. It is far better than this.

5/8/2009 3:33:16 PM

grahamjoce

/nod
/dance

5/3/2009 11:16:08 PM

aquiethuman

I cannot beleive I didn't get the "those aren't muskets" reference until just now. Hot damn. That was epic.

3/30/2009 8:26:31 PM

nhuenneke07

this is most definitely your best video
i can't even imagine having the skillz to make that many rhymes of epic creativity
and i also finally recognized the "those aren't muskets..." quote that has been bugging me for days

3/18/2009 3:46:45 PM

Seraphiel

That was f*****g legendary!

12/19/2008 7:50:00 AM

Darkmage

I freaking loved it. Genius.

12/5/2008 11:18:33 AM

DapperDaveIa

ouch my ears. Even in the future white guys still haven't learned that we can not rap? I'm only 1:44 in...when will it end?

11/20/2008 10:26:43 PM

kenmorrison30

this was hilarious

10/12/2008 9:58:09 AM

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I lolled so hard I blew my load in my star fleet issue pants!

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